Aren't you fucking sick about how Valentine's Day is geared towards women? Us guys have to go out of our way to spend money on our ladies and show them how love and appreciated they are. I think it's time us guys had some fun of our own. And we are going to do that with hot babes from Digital Desire.
It happens every fucking year around this time. Women start leaving hints about what they want for this made up fucking holiday. Some women want expensive jewelry, others want flowers or a night out on the time. Which is all fine by itself, but I am afraid that us guys are getting left out. Sure, after we spend a couple of hundreds dollars, and months of planning, showing our women how much they mean to us, then we might get a blowjob at the end of the night. Of course, it probably won't be a good blowjob because she has spent her entire evening stuffing herself with candy and steak. And us guys are somehow supposed to be appreciative of this. I think not.
I think that I am going to start my own tradition. A tradition where I can drink beer in front of my computer and enjoy some hot nude babes on porn sites such as Digital Desire. That's how I want to spend February 14th. Sounds like fun, doesn't it guys?
Of course, we simply can't just blow off our ladies and just watch porn all day in our underwear. I'm not an idiot and I understand that fact. However, that doesn't mean that when we are done wining, dining and sixty-nining our significant others, that we can't enjoy a little bit of time to ourselves.
So here's the plan. Make the entire day about your girl. Buy her something nice and take her out for dinner or dancing. Then have some hot sex with her. After you have wowed her panties off, you can then sneak off to your computer and show yourself some appreciation. And why shouldn't you be able to? I say it's our god-given right to enjoy ourselves. We work hard, we support our families and we show our women our love and appreciation. We should have a little time to ourselves.
However, I understand that some of you won't be able to follow my plan, even when the day is over. Your woman might be so far up your ass that you look like the runner-up in a horse costume contest. If that's the case, then try to plan your “man's day” the day before or the day after Valentine's Day. Maybe after you have bought her the flowers, the candy and the jewelry; and have booked the restaurant. Don't be afraid to treat yourself. You do deserve it.
Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to start my celebration a little early. First I am going to head off to Digital Desire and enjoy all those hot babes, then if I am still feeling randy, I am going to head off to 1 By Day. It's shaping up to be a real good holiday.